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Monday, 15 April 2013

'Paul K'

Initial Message:

From: paulkk@terra.com
Subject: PROJECT : Team Work ?
Date: Thu, 4 Apr 2013 02:35:39 +0200

My name is paul.i have a project we both can work out for benefit.If interested email me back at ( paul.kru@aim.com )

First Reply:

Hi paul, yes i am interested in hearing about your project.

Second Message:

Date: Sun, 7 Apr 2013 21:04:33 +0800
From: paulkru@kimo.com
Subject: Paul K (PROJECT) i ..
To: the_niesche@hotmail.co.uk



Good day to you, thank you for replying to my email. Please be patient to read about this project we both tend to achieve, i believe in earn money the right and honest way. I do assure you that you and I stand to gain enormously from this profitable venture if we both receive the cooperation desired for the success of a project of this nature and magnitude .please my English is poor. First i like to make some things clear before I proceed. This is a very serious transaction and should not be taken lightly. I would give you a brief summery of what this transaction entails.

I know is quite weird and strange as you don't know me in person.I got your detail in a journal Google,i decided to contact you by putting faith to test.However if this business proposal offends your moral ethics, please do accept my sincere apology, or if on the contrary you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to me with your interest and further details.

I represent Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky. The C.E.O of Yuko's Oil Company in Russia WEBSITE : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukos , presently arrested by the corrupt dictator Mr.Putin president of Russia,because Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky. The C.E.O of Yuko's Oil Company, Russia opposes his criminal and corrupt political motives,it is very unlawful and abuse of human right which you might have read on news.What a shame to Mr.Putin.

Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky. The C.E.O of Yuko's Oil Company got arrested for his Involvement in politics by financing the leading And opposing political parties (the Union of Right Forces,led by Boris Nemtsov, and Yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party Led by Gregor Yavlinsky) which poses treat to President Vladimir Putin Second Tenure as Russian president.

The major reason why i am contacting you is because Mr.Putin president of Russia has frozen and confiscate my clients asset and funds,expect the unknown ( Fifty Million United states dollars) US$50 million in a secure bank in oversea, and i need you to be the " New foreign investor and funds management to the funds " this are his last funds unknown by the Russia government .

I need your partnership in re-profiling this funds over ( Fifty Million United states dollars) US$50 million of Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky. The C.E.O of Yuko's Oil Company, Russia . I will give the details in summary, the funds is now in a Secured Bank as i told you earlier "Which i will disclose to you later" ,how,where and when you can be able to have access and transfer the funds for investment and management for Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky in your country until his return. This is a 100% legitimate transaction ,transparent ,and its also 100% free risk. This funds are legal and legit from oil production company of my client Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky.

SOURCE OF FUNDS FOR THE PROJECT : (From oligarch )My client Mr.Mikhail Khordokovsky is the CEO and owner of YUKOS oil formerly valued over Fifteen Billion United States Dollars ($15,000,000,000 ).The company was created on April 15th,1993 by Resolution No.354 of the Russian Government .

PROJECT: My client Mr.Mikhail Khordokovsky .Wants to invest in Real estate and properties OR a profitable business you are good at in your country . Once an agreement is made officially,legally and legitimately by both parties.

YOUR ROLE: All I need from you is to stand as the " New foreign investor in your country and funds management to the funds " of the Above quoted Sum which i want you to invest in your country in REAL ESTATES AND PROPERTIES OR PROFITABLE BUSINESS YOU KNOW . You will be paid 10% for "Management and investment fees" .

If you are interested,provide me with your Full names,telephone/mobile number and confidential email and I will provide further details and instructions. Please keep this confidential; we cannot afford more political problems.

Finally, please note that this transaction must be concluded within 5 days.Please write back promptly. I will also suggest you visit these links below for better understanding about this project OR Copy the links and past on your browser to read please we need your help.


Write me back if you are turely a honest and sincere person . I await your prompt responses.


Second Reply:

Psssst........Paul!.........it's me, Niesche!..........sorry i'm whispering, but i don't want the government to overhear.............can you hear me ok?????..........do i need to take these ladies nylons off my face?????........that would help would it??????...........ok.........


Is that better? Good. To business!
Awfully sorry i've not been in touch sooner old chap but there's been a rather rum bit of business over our end you see. You remember Thatcher? Gorbachov's lady friend? The one with hair woven from the scabs of immigrant children? She had a club foot and a sloppy knee and did all her shopping at Marks and Spencer? Yeah, THAT one. Well, she proper went and died and all that. So as you may well understand i've been busying myself in order to cope with the grief (to be honest though my herbaceaous borders really did need tending to anyway, they were getting incredibly rowdy and in fact were beginning to look like old lady Thatcher's very own womancunt itself!). She really was a tremendous woman you see our old PM: stout; resolute in the face of adversity; determined; full to the brim with wholesome British spunk; 'wake-me-up-before-you-go-go-i'm-not-planning-on-going-solo-esque'; and with a face like a pickled vagina that has been licked dry by a hundred starving Africans.

And now as dead as a car full of dead dogs.


So you see Paul i'm grieeeeeeeving along with every other person on this great island of ours. She will be missed by all, having left a wonderful legacy which will doubtless inspire generation after generation for many years to come. I should not be surprised if they don't NOT build one of them statues of that magnificent woman slap bang in the centre of London. On a huge plinth, 100 feet high, posing like Marilyn Monroe with the wind blowing up her arse displaying her resplendant buttocks to the entire country. In fact let's just replace 'Nelson's Column' with 'Maggie's Shaft' (a nice nod/pun to the miners there too!). Who cares that Nelson was perhaps the bravest, most astute military leader this country has ever seen! I'm sure the public would much rather canonise a vicious, unrelentingly mean-spirited ice-queen that could wear the shitting fuck out of a blue suit! And JUST like Nelson she had the bravery and integrity to fight alongside the armed forces she commanded, rousing the troops and mucking in on the front line! Remember the Belgrano?? It was our glorious Maggsy that rode the first torpedo across the waves like a bucking bronco shouting "Bally-hoo you fucking Argie bastards!!!" as it slammed into the ships hull, the explosion sending the gutsy PM skyward before she began her graceful descent, surfing a rotting seal carcass down through the clouds and back onto the stricken vessel whereon she whipped her trusty cutlass from her (obviously blue) pantyhose and rampaged across the decks slicing and slashing every last one of those cowardly Fray Bentos loving weirdos! A true war hero!

She taught this country the most valuable lesson of all: you'll get nowhere in life by being 'kind' and the ONLY way to achieve anything is to dig your fucking heels in and shout a lot!

I knew you'd understand. As far as this project of yours i'd be utterly delighted to get involved! In light of the passing of the remarkable Thatcher the least i can do to honour her bravery and tenacity is to get myself caught up in a thinly-veiled identity theft scam on the promise of an undeserved massive amount of cash. As a rampant capitalist, it's what she would've wanted.

Here are my details:

10, Downing Street,
Tel: 0171 2223014

Heil Thatcher!


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